Submitted by Shannon on 16th October, 03:16AM

Alcoholic Chips?! What like garlic- bread, or cheeeese- cake! Well not quite.

A bizarre scheme has been dreamt up by chip tastic bar tenders in sunny Spain that sees punters tagged with microchips underneath the skin to order to buy drink!
 
The chip acts as a debit card emitting radio waves that inform the club’s cash registers who you are, what you have ordered and debits the card accordingly.

The possibilities are endless, the card can store as much information as you’d like to divulge –your sexual preference, blonde or brunette, large or lean – which can then be used to match you up with prospective partners by your friendly maitre d’.